Bollywood Filmy SMS

Mallika Sherawat goes to the L.I.C

Mallika Sherawat goes to the L.I.C officer to insure her body,

the L.I.C officer refused,

sorry madam we dont cover public property

Funny sms jokes

Cast of a new Hindi movie:

Ayesha Takia

Mallika Sherawat

Rakhi Sawant

Sherlyn chopra

Bipasha basu

Sameera Reddy

Name of the movie:

ALL THE BREAST

Once Amitabh Bachchan and Pran were travelling

Once Amitabh Bachchan and Pran were travelling in a train and were engaged in a good gossip for the entire journey. A station came after hours and Pran boarded off. Mr. Bachchan remained. A stranger co-passenger asked to Mr. Bachchan, “Both of you seemed good friend, why didn’t you go away with him.” Amitabh said, “Pran jae per Vachan na jae.”

A Boy opens his tiffin box on the road

Ghajani effect
"A Boy opens his tiffin box on the road"


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He wanted 2 check,
Whether he was going to school or coming back.

In Ghajini If Amir Khan Was Killed Instead Of Kalpana

In Ghajini
If Amir Khan Was Killed Instead Of Kalpana,
The Movie Will Get A Gross
Collection Of 500 Crores..




How ? ? ?





Then Da Grl Hv To Write 0n Her Body Everythng...;->:-D

All the Stars wish u a Very Happy New Year

Tom Cruise
Angelina Jolie
Aishwarya Rai
Arnold
Jennifer Lopez
Amitabh Bachhan
& me..
All the Stars wish u a Very Happy New Year.