Husband Wife SMS

Funny confession of Husband

Wife : Where did you get these lipstick spots?


Husband : I am amazed myself where how I got these spots ?

I was not wearing shirt at that time : )

Husband becoming a Sadhu – funny jokes about husband and wife

Wife to Husband : I don't have any child, I have decided to give all my wealth to some Sadhu..

After hearing this, husband stood up...

Wife : What happened to you, where are you going?


Husband : To become a Sadhu !

Expiry date

wife:honey,what r u looking 4?

husband: nothing



wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour?

husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

Wife : Book or Calender

Wife to Husband : I am the book of your life...

Husband : This is what I regret...


If you were a calender then could have changed one every year !

Dumbo Wife buying Sarees

Wife Saw Sign Board:

Nylon Saree

Rs.8/-

Cotton Saree

Rs.5/-

Banarsi Saree

Rs.10/-


Wife: Give me Rs.500 I?ll buy 50 Sarees.


Husband: You dumbo.. its a laundry shop !!

Wife as problem solver

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.


Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Hubby : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?"